GoatFucker Manifesto

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MANIFESTO

We are sick of manifestos, we refuse to outline a set of rules or ideology that anyone should follow or that we can be held to. We reserve the right to change the rules and make up new ones as we go along, we will not dictate anything to anyone, we will instead list our  likes and dislikes with the option to amend the list at any time.

WHAT WE’RE AGAINST-skinny jeans (on men), trendy hipster beards, guys with hair like girls, bicycle punks, white kids who move to Brooklyn because they think it’s cool, hipsters with old sailor tattoos; even though they have never been on a boat, stupid bitches who think their pirates when they wouldn’t last a day on the high seas, ironic mullets, assholes who think metal is the new punk even though they never would have listen to the shit back in the day, nu-metal, screamo, Christian metal,  emo,, elctro-dance-metal, new music in general,  YouTube stars, Internet celebrities, dance related reality show contest, nationally televised talent shows, people who like nationally televised talent shows,  reality show faux-lebrities, celebrities that believe their opinions matter, celebrities in general, beauty queens, beautiful people, ugly people, Mexicans, Puerto-Ricans, Italians, Guido’s, wannabe-mobsters, skins, White-Supremacist, Black Nationalist,  gay-rights activist, Moms Against Drunk Drivers, AlaTeen, AA, AAA, Eco-Warriors, Environmentalist, Activist, people with jobs, people without jobs, slackers, go-getters, mouth-breathers, deep thinkers, socially conscious individuals, ignorant red-neck assholes, dick heads, and mother-fuckers, short people, tall people, fat people, thin people, people of average height and weight, people with blue eyes, green eyes, brown eyes, hazel eyes, and eyes, shit-heads, dipshits, cock-suckers, and pieces of shit, pets, cats, dogs, birds, fish, stars, quasars, quarks, planets, asteroids, all life on earth

WHAT WE ARE FOR-violence, rape, booze, drugs, grindcore, stoner metal, Nintendo-core, amateur porn stars, whores, sluts, debasement, depravity, deconstruction, the complete destruction of modern human cultures and civilizations

WHO WE ARE– drunks, drug addicts, bruisers, boozers, pimps, hustlers, thugs, members of the Royal Monkee Armada, Organized Chaos, H8 corp., the Alcoholic Martyrs Association, the Infinite Lost-Light Brigade, the warlords of the Shadow Fields, the Destroyers of the World, the International Goat Fuckers Union local 138