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I’m just going to quit apologizing for not updating this blog enough. It seems every time that I do I get even more behind. Let’s just say that sometimes real life gets in the way of internet life and because of that we make sacrifices. With that said I would like to point out that I have not forgotten the mission statement of Goatfuckers.com or the entire Goatfucker nation. In an effort to boost moral I may direct you two tumblr pages that I somehow mange to keep on top of Armada Out-Post 606 and Die Making Love to a Horse. I have few rants keyed up but their stuck in editorial phases right now, as soon as there sussed out I’ll post them. In the meantime I have also begun work on musical project that ties into all this, it’s working title is Suicidal Dream Lords. We’ll see if it manifest anytime soon, but remember you heard it here first! The deafening chant of the SDL will be DESTROYERS OF THE WORLD UNITE! Tell your friends!


2012 Disaster Culture on the rise!

First off we would like to thank the good Doctor for lending us a hand while we were taking care of more pressing matters (like keeping a roof over our heads). I’m sure there are those of you out there who weren’t sure what to make of his left-handed path, or his calls to Midnight Ravers. Well, good, you should stay confused. Confusion is the key.

You can’t tell the woman from the man
No, I say you can’t, ’cause they’re dressed in the same pollution
Their mind is confused with confusion
With their problems since they’ve no solution:
They become the midnight ravers.

So there you have it! Any other questions you have for the Good Doctor can be directed at the man himself when he returns and trust me he will return.

In the meantime the Disaster Culture movement that we began in 2009 (earlier IRL, but for sake of arguing will go back to when we started this little blog), from movies to television shows everyone seems to be joining the cult of extinction. You all want to be End-Time Enthusiast! Zombies are this years Vampires, but they’re all equally undead.  We all feel everyone else is the walking dead. The build up to 2012 felt a lot like the pre-millinal tension that led up to the year 2000, only darker and more hopeless. Everyone appears to be seeing that the truth we goat-fucking idiots have long been trumpeting; that there is no light at the end of the tunnel. NBC is advertising it’s new Thursday night as the last comedies you will see before the end of the world! The world is ending-have a cocktail! Disaster fashion is seeping up from the sewers into the main stream. Doomsayer tunes have invaded the ears of the “normal” world. A new Grand Theft Auto is coming out! Politics (which have always been about disaster and doom) have trended to the extra-dark, proclaiming every budget deadline the end of everything as we know it. As the world outside of America awakens and revolts, Americans squeak out a meager attempt at socioeconomic rage, in the pitiful hash-tag movement in which a group of out-of-work college students camp together in public spaces while playing the latest Elder Scrolls on their Mac Air laptops.

Dream of a Fishermans…Pants?

As proof positive that Disaster Culture is here, and we Goatfucker.com, are influencing the masses with our insanely popular blog we present to you the Dream of a Fisherman’s Wife jeans by (who else) Red Monkey Company!  Their $739.95, so no self-respecting degenerate could afford them, but their out there for the posers.

Now playing: Sonic Youth – Master-Dik
via FoxyTunes

The War never ends,

The War never ends, each day we fight, we are warriors for life.

If you traveled to 2010 from 1910, you would not be able to recognize the world today. With its Nuvaring commercials, mood altering pills, LG Smart phones with projector, a half-black president, women in power, internets, blue-ray disc, not to mention the fashion, or the alter rations we’ve made to the earth. GoatFucker.Com is dedicated to unveiling the sinister side of life, and expanding upon the destruction of modern society, the end of culture, reveling in the vile and perverse daily. We are celebrating the music, films, art, and people who are the frontlines of the culture wars. We have dubbed this new movement as Disaster Culture. We are anglers in the lake of darkness…

In future months we will be bringing to you;

Apocalyptic Sciences– presents medical discoveries, designer drugs, and cutting edge technologies, which may bring us closer to the brink.

Signs of the Apocalypse– reporting the news, and current events, which shows the end is here!

Doomsayer Tunes-showcasing the latest and greatest music, which will provide a soundtrack to the end times

Gods of the Armageddon –exonerating those on the vanguard of Disaster Culture

Words of Wisdom– offering thoughts, and opinions, on the end of days

Visions of Destruction-the GF alums favorite movies, both old and new, that represent the coming storm, along with reviews of current cinema that pave the way for the end and present Disaster Culture at its finest.

And last but not least…

Deviant Desires-which chronicles the depraved aberrations of our hyper-sexual society

Now playing: I Wrestled A Bear Once – You Ain’t No Family
via FoxyTunes