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Fuck If it Ain’t

I will not bore you as to why there has been a lull in post, but I will present you with two videos and leave it at that!~

Untitled Rant #502

Now playing: N.W.A. – Gangsta Gangsta
via FoxyTunes

There hasn’t been a new Goatfucker blog in sometime. My head has been done in, I am definitely watching too much cable news, but I can’t seem to get any sicker than whats going on out there in the real world. I could post pictures of dead bodies all day long, and talk about raping kittens and making sweet, sweet love to old ladies, but I don’t think I could be more deranged than Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, or any of their Tea-bagging followers. The blatant racism, the Nazi like rallies, the xenophobic laws and all of the fear-mongering bullshit of FoxNews. I just can’t wrap my head around how things got so out of control so fast. I don’t know whats worse though, the fucked up shit coming out of the mouths of these absolute piece of shit human beings, or the fact that almost no one aside from Kieth Olberman, Chris Matthews, and Rachel Maddow trying to stand up against this nonsense. These jack-offs are taking millions of gullible people down the road to ruin, and now they are on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial calling for a holy war to reclaim America from the secret Muslim President. And what does the President say about this atrocity-he didn’t watch it!?! What the fuck is going on how are these bozos getting away with this. The liberals and progressives believe that the facts will be their undoing, and that these false profits will be exposed and their game unraveled. But if you look at the comments around the internet on blogs and Youtube videos, these people don’t care about the facts. They live in a fear based fantasy world where there is no truth but their own truth and every thing that is not White and Christian is wrong!

When I started GF I had in mind to bring the most rotten disgusting filthy shit to the forefront and churn out the nether regions of the internet and my mind. I started off giving the finger to hipsters with beards, not the strongest first salvo I admit. So I went straight into my sexual fantasies involving Betty White, then everyone caught on and she ended up hosting Saturday Night Live. I praised the Gods of Armageddon like Don King and Sammy Davis Jr., plus a guy who ate a plane. Yet I kept feeling I wasn’t doing enough, I wasn’t being sick enough. So I took some time off to try and pull together where this blog was going to go. During my vay-cay a shitstorm erupted over a Community Center in lower Manhattan and then like a funking dung beetle the far right rolled up that turd until all I could see when I turned on the tele was feces. Maybe its because I’m sequestered in liberal San Francisco, surrounded by gays, hippies, and illegal immigrants, I have no one to argue with in real life. I have tattoos and piercings and oh yeah, I’m a 6’1″ African-American, so no one really wants to argue with me anyway. I would love to be back in St. Louis right now, out in middle America, I don’t think I would simple argue with these “constitutional” racist. I have had the urge for the last few weeks to physically hurt Newt Gingrich. I have had dreams of doing absolutely horrid things to Glenn Beck. Not kill him mind you, just make it where he spends the rest of his life crying in a dark corner afraid to turn the lights on. I imagine vile tortures for Palin and each and every member of Fox. I am not a liberal per say, I am more of a sadistic, narcissistic, anachronistic-chaos freak. I am very much against turning this country back into some black and white 1950s white mans paradise. I will not let it happen I will not even allow the clock to be turned back to the Bush era, I am filled with far more hate than any right-wing nut job I have already been to prison, and I got rid of my conscious a long time ago. But then I calm down I wipe the sweat from my forehead and the blood from nose, take another shot of Canadian Whiskey and realize that this is the way of the world. This is the last gasp of a dying breed. The final salvo before humanity moves on into the second decade of the 21st century. These foolish talking heads and fake politicians can and will be defeated. I must reconstitute my efforts. There is work to be done. And I will fuck ever goat I must in order to see that its done.

Now playing: N.W.A. – Straight Outta Compton
via FoxyTunes

Chick Tracts are to blame!

See they're taking our guns so we can't shoot'em for Jesus!

Perhaps I’ve been watching too much cable news, or spending too much time online, but I’ve become furious with the absolute horse shit that is coming out of the insane mouths of people like Sarah Palin and Sharron Angle. The absolutely bat shit crazy/paranoid conspiracy theories of Michelle Bachman, the extreme right views on immigration and vengeful, hateful attitude of so-called Christians towards homosexuals. Actual politicians calling for the constitution to be changed and the 14th Amendment to be done away with, while the same assholes cry about how much they love the founding fathers in the same breath. It all sounded familiar, but I knew that not all of these maniacs had read Behold A Pale Horse. Then I remembered where I had heard such lunacy before; Tracts! You remember these things right. During the mid to late 1990s they were everywhere. Published by Chick Publications out of Ontario, CA. They were drawn by Jack Chick a failed actor  who drew these things for thirty years. On the web site it states that he was “called home to our lord” in 1998. Although several of his cartoons suggest that spirits don’t rise up until the rapture. They were like Tijuana Bibles for religious nut-bags. They always warned of the coming apocalypse, WWIII, and the rise of the Beast! The decried the loss of freedom under Billy Clint, and stated that anyone who wasn’t born-again would be left behind. They were cute, and drawn to look like they were taken straight from Mad Magazine. They featured tons of misquoted bible verses and always ended with damning the reader. For me and my friends they seemed like a harmless joke, not in any way to be taken seriously. I had dozens of hem, at one point I had a whole shoe box filled with the damn things.

Quick they're rounded up the true believers

I lost my collection somewhere along the way and almost forgot about them. Until it dawned on me that perhaps, there were some kids out there who didn’t think they were a joke. People so fucking scared of anything that wasn’t white and Christian that the pathetic cartoons in these stupid things actually rang true. They took this shit seriously and it motivated them to get into politics so that they could stave off the coming apocalypse. Now 15 or so years later they are running for office and organizing tea parties with their other paranoid friends. They are influencing policies and fucking up all of our lives with their twisted version of biblical truth. How on earth did it come to this. We barely survived the false born-again bullshit of George Bush, but now these psychos are on the march again. Even more twisted and fueled by their hatred of  Americas first black president. Make no mistake these dick-wads are not mad at Obama for being too liberal or trying to take away there guns, because lets face it he ain’t that liberal and no moves have been made to take away anybodies guns.

It looks like Jesus is coming back to sing show-tunes! Not again Jesus!

So basically until the rapture we're all just hanging out underground, but when Jesus calls we'll be zombies?

These fears are not based in reality, what they are afraid of is the fact that he isn’t white. When Bush and Cheney stripped away half of the rights of Americans with their so-called Patriot act not one of these freedom loving Tea-Baggers said a fucking word, not one single peep was heard. When we were lied to and manipulated into a war that had absolutely nothing to do with 9/11 no one opened their mouth, the waved their flags and bought SUVs. Since the election of President Obama these pieces of shit white supremacist hide behind some false love of the constitution and cry that the President of the United States is not even a legal citizen! It’s all so absurd it would make me laugh if it wasn’t so fucking true. These dipshits seem to be everywhere screaming louder than anyone else, while the overwhelming majority of people who got Obama elected sit on their ass and say nothing. I don’t know whats happening to America right now, but it ain’t good. Perhaps it’s the death throes of the fascist right, perhaps it truly is the march toward Armageddon. I can’ t help but think back to those stupid Chick tracts and think this is somehow their fault. 

Hater of God! Gotta clear that one up before the big day!