Fatties Eat Free!
Further proof that Arizona is the center of Hell! The world famous Heart-Attack Grill (featured on countless Travel Chanel and Food Network specials that come on in the wee hours of the night), has come up with a new add campaign that promises free food if you already weigh over 350lbs! As if Americans weren’t fat enough! This is actually funny and I’m pretty steamed that I didn’t think of it first. I say if your big-boned then roll with it! Love yourself for who you are, and the more of a glutenous pig you become the shorter your life span and the fewer meat bags it is running around this god-awful planet. Howrah for American ingenuity! It’s too bad there isn’t a franchise of these restaurant clogging up the arteries of the rest of the country!