Fucking everything, one goat at a time!

Untitled Rant #502

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There hasn’t been a new Goatfucker blog in sometime. My head has been done in, I am definitely watching too much cable news, but I can’t seem to get any sicker than whats going on out there in the real world. I could post pictures of dead bodies all day long, and talk about raping kittens and making sweet, sweet love to old ladies, but I don’t think I could be more deranged than Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, or any of their Tea-bagging followers. The blatant racism, the Nazi like rallies, the xenophobic laws and all of the fear-mongering bullshit of FoxNews. I just can’t wrap my head around how things got so out of control so fast. I don’t know whats worse though, the fucked up shit coming out of the mouths of these absolute piece of shit human beings, or the fact that almost no one aside from Kieth Olberman, Chris Matthews, and Rachel Maddow trying to stand up against this nonsense. These jack-offs are taking millions of gullible people down the road to ruin, and now they are on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial calling for a holy war to reclaim America from the secret Muslim President. And what does the President say about this atrocity-he didn’t watch it!?! What the fuck is going on how are these bozos getting away with this. The liberals and progressives believe that the facts will be their undoing, and that these false profits will be exposed and their game unraveled. But if you look at the comments around the internet on blogs and Youtube videos, these people don’t care about the facts. They live in a fear based fantasy world where there is no truth but their own truth and every thing that is not White and Christian is wrong!

When I started GF I had in mind to bring the most rotten disgusting filthy shit to the forefront and churn out the nether regions of the internet and my mind. I started off giving the finger to hipsters with beards, not the strongest first salvo I admit. So I went straight into my sexual fantasies involving Betty White, then everyone caught on and she ended up hosting Saturday Night Live. I praised the Gods of Armageddon like Don King and Sammy Davis Jr., plus a guy who ate a plane. Yet I kept feeling I wasn’t doing enough, I wasn’t being sick enough. So I took some time off to try and pull together where this blog was going to go. During my vay-cay a shitstorm erupted over a Community Center in lower Manhattan and then like a funking dung beetle the far right rolled up that turd until all I could see when I turned on the tele was feces. Maybe its because I’m sequestered in liberal San Francisco, surrounded by gays, hippies, and illegal immigrants, I have no one to argue with in real life. I have tattoos and piercings and oh yeah, I’m a 6’1″ African-American, so no one really wants to argue with me anyway. I would love to be back in St. Louis right now, out in middle America, I don’t think I would simple argue with these “constitutional” racist. I have had the urge for the last few weeks to physically hurt Newt Gingrich. I have had dreams of doing absolutely horrid things to Glenn Beck. Not kill him mind you, just make it where he spends the rest of his life crying in a dark corner afraid to turn the lights on. I imagine vile tortures for Palin and each and every member of Fox. I am not a liberal per say, I am more of a sadistic, narcissistic, anachronistic-chaos freak. I am very much against turning this country back into some black and white 1950s white mans paradise. I will not let it happen I will not even allow the clock to be turned back to the Bush era, I am filled with far more hate than any right-wing nut job I have already been to prison, and I got rid of my conscious a long time ago. But then I calm down I wipe the sweat from my forehead and the blood from nose, take another shot of Canadian Whiskey and realize that this is the way of the world. This is the last gasp of a dying breed. The final salvo before humanity moves on into the second decade of the 21st century. These foolish talking heads and fake politicians can and will be defeated. I must reconstitute my efforts. There is work to be done. And I will fuck ever goat I must in order to see that its done.

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2 responses

  1. Its really dangerous picture……

    09/07/2010 at 2:42 PM

  2. Excellent piece of writing, l quite agree with your submission. I will subscribe to your rss to keep up.

    10/06/2010 at 10:38 AM

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