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The Porn Parody

The Porn Parody (or is it Parody Porn), has been a staple of pornography since the late eighties/early nineties, but it lost a lot of steam when Gonzo and the Euro-Trash took over the market at the turn of the century, but now it seems to be making a resurgence. Thanks in part to the fact that porn aha become (once again) so mainstream and ubiquitous that women are starting to watch it again. Lately browsing through the Internets vast selection of fuck flicks I have come across  several titles that peaked my interest, some of them interesting , some of them a complete waste of time. It seems the trend now is to take television programs that ran on syndication in the late eighties/early nineties  and trick them out to fulfill some kinda twisted fantasies that ran through most of our subconscious when we were 12.  There are parody’s of everything from the 1960s Batman series, I Dream of Jeanie,  The Brady Bunch (which promises to be sick), to more modern shoes like Jersey Shore, Scrubs, Reno 911. There are parodies of Seinfeld which I downloaded before watching and kinda regret, although there is a scene with Sasha Grey it is arguably one of her worst. There are parodies of real life figures as well like Jesse James and Tiger Woods  exploring all their controversies, Bret Hart, Flavor Flav, and their respective “reality” shows,  there’s even one for Celebrity Fit Camp! Hustler seems to be leading the way with their “This Ain’t…” series, but other companies are on the band wagon.  Their are two particular parodies that have peaked my interest though and sort of inspired this blog. The upcoming parody of Roseanne, and the Golden Girls, two of my all time favorites, and the focus of several of my own pre-pubescent fantasies. Yes I had the hots for Roseanne Barr! I’ll admit it, she was funny and just like with Lucille Ball that was more than enough (although it wasn’t enough for Carrol Burnett-sorry no way hose’). I never minded a bigger gal even as a child, and well who doesn’t love a dirty white trash slut?  Not to mention Darlene, I mean c’mon what teenage comic book nerd didn’t want to bang her in high school based on the Invisibles poster on her wall alone ? I digress, needless to say I had more than a few fantasies about the Connors when I was a kid. There was a nother family of sorts I also wanted to bang back then, and for them my hard on has not waned! That is the beautiful Golden Girls,  Sophia, Blanche, Dorothy (well maybe not Bea Arthur), and sweet, sweet, Rose! If you’ve read GF.com before you already know my affinity for Betty White and how much I’d love to spend a summer in between her creamy white thighs. Now she is the last one left the sole survivor, and if there is a God, he has saved the best for last. So when I heard there was a XXX Golden Girls parody coming down the pike I put it on my wish list! Until that is I saw the tacky trailer. I mean that’s a bit harsh Porn Parodies are supposed to be tacky and tasteless and funny when there is no need for comedy. Listen I get the concept and I know you guys are just out there to capitalize on the whole BW’s craze going on and I am fully aware that not everyone would like to see an octogenarian get a big black cock shoved up her ass until her dentures fall out! But come on! At least the  ladies playing the roles of the beloved GG’s should have been mature mammas, not some 30 something over-the-hill starlet’s masquerading as our favorite GMILFs!  I want a Golden Gals parody that actually has some golden gals in it. I know Grandma porn exist and I can watch it all day long, so why not get a few maturer ladies to open up their poon’s for the parody. At least Nina Hartley she’s still smoking for pushing 50 years int he business! I mean they didn’t get some skinny starlet in fat suit to play Rosey they gave us an honest to god plumper to jack-off to (kudos for that Dream Zone). Of course I will still see it and possibly even download it, but I’m not gonna be happy about it. Although the working girl playing my Rose kinda looks like Molly Shannon on the box cover, and that’s another comedy broad that can get the old meat stick any day of the week! GF to the fullest!

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